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Beaver Demotivational Poster


FRANKLY MY DEAR, - I won't build a dam.


TAGS: beavers dam build frankly
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by bofthree

Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:11 pm, #229082

well done
EsCurve - February 7, 2012, 1:21 pm, #229072
Nice!
GaryO - February 7, 2012, 6:41 am, #229066
...and it's nice one
bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:42 am, #229049
My very first post! I'm so excited. :)


PLAY FIRST PAY LATER -


TAGS: temptation calendar itchy bald beaver
Rating: 4.75/5

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ughomer - April 30, 2012, 11:45 am, #233975
Leave it to Wally!!
GaryO - April 30, 2012, 11:15 am, #233974
Izzat Jerry Mathers??


CHASING BEAVER -


TAGS: beaver wtf funny
Rating: 2.89/5

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Bolverk37782 - March 11, 2011, 2:33 pm, #214045
Make a hat & have lunch?


TERMINATOR SQUIRL - Asta la vista Hawk!


TAGS: beaver
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by ThomasOW

NoOneOfConsequence - April 29, 2011, 5:06 pm, #217670
That's not how you spell it, either.
James1 - April 8, 2011, 7:50 am, #215988
Thats not a squirl city boy!!!


JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT - it was safe to go back to the Cinema... Potter & Hermione get it on, have a love child.., and the damn story starts all over again...




RACIST COMMENTS - Blame it on the beaver




I DREAM OF BEAVERS - Ever wonder what they dream about?




DAM YOU! -


TAGS: angry beaver
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by steve1961

maoworks2 - August 19, 2013, 8:03 am, #248818
Run For The Hills It's A Canadian.
steve1961 - August 19, 2013, 1:24 am, #248812
I know...Somehow I've always known...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2013, 12:37 am, #248811
Steve,..darling. I'm just 'pullin yer leg, 'yankin yer chain, 'spankin yer......Um. All in good fun buddy.
steve1961 - August 19, 2013, 12:31 am, #248810
All's I know is it was labelled beaver. We can call it a d*** squirrel if you like but the joke won't make sense then...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2013, 12:28 am, #248809
I'm not trying to give you a hard time Steve (yes I am) But this is clearly an elderly groundhog (or it could be a tank(5L to anyone who gets that old Motifake joke)) Anywho..Haven't we all mistaken an old groundhog for a young beaver?
steve1961 - August 18, 2013, 11:21 pm, #248808
It's a beaver. Maybe it's the angle, age or species but to the best of my knowledge, it's a beaver.
GaryO - August 18, 2013, 10:54 pm, #248807
I thought about that too, but considered it possibly a young beaver, of which I do believe to be Steve’s specialty (yer prolly right, that fur is rather light)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2013, 10:07 pm, #248805
Still. 5 Rodents.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2013, 10:06 pm, #248804
Normally I'd just ignore it...but it's Steve's poster.....Pretty sure that's a woodchuck (or groundhog) not a beaver (Steve wouldn't know a beaver if it charged him $20.)Teeth are too narrow and the colour is too light. Love ya Steve :)
Cannabal - August 18, 2013, 4:16 pm, #248795
Best d*** poster today.
steve1961 - August 18, 2013, 2:06 pm, #248793
Thanks
GaryO - August 18, 2013, 11:41 am, #248791
Good, dam good. 5 paddles
Sho - August 18, 2013, 11:25 am, #248789
Aren't we already there? 5Lols


#1 RULE IN YU-GI-OH!: - Never, under any circumstances, leave your beaver unprotected.


TAGS: yugioh abriged beaver warrior
Rating: 3.6/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 10:18 am, #243636
Is it just me...or did this cleverly innuendo clad poster sneak past plus....bahahaha...no the way my mind works, it's just me! 5L And like Reality Lord said...check out the site.
falloutghoul - February 19, 2013, 7:28 pm, #243609
Oh, the nostalgia.
Reality Lord - February 19, 2013, 6:49 am, #243599

Nice poster. This would do very well at animeotakus....our anime sister site


WYNONA LOVED HER BIG BROWN BEAVER - And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it occured to her she might have a porcupine.




BOOKS - Never Judge Them By Their Cover You'll Be Fooled, I Tell You - FOOLED!




COUGHING UP A HAIRBALL - the result of eating a 60's-style pussy




OTTERS - They like beavers, but they aint


TAGS: otters beavers like
Rating: 1.74/5


BARBARA BILLINGSLEY -


TAGS: memorial beaver
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by eldiabloloco

fasteddie - October 17, 2010, 3:11 pm, #198676
You're being a little tough on the beaver tonight....aren't you Ward???
Cubbybear - October 17, 2010, 3:15 am, #198610
I loved in in Airplane...she spoke Jive


CANADA'S SECRET WEAPON - And here all this time I'm worried aboot sister biting meese!


TAGS: pissed beaver im getting a cleaver
Rating: 3.83/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:19 am, #141364
Who told yu we had WMDs


PATRICIA'S MONKEY -


TAGS: pointillism cooling tower conjoined twins henry winkler jameson s role model warm beaver monkey spank camera spike croissant cameron ferris bueller red wings indian food phallic red dwarf triumph
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:06 pm, #171210
Sigh.... yeah, that's the stuff...ish.
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 11:05 pm, #171209
I remember this one. Comment nostalgia.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:01 pm, #171207
Used MWLF as the beginning of each line and named the 4 posters he surpassed.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:00 pm, #171206
I created this one.... it's too poetic and full of high-school level hidden meaning. aka: crap
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 10:58 pm, #171203
There is always this one.
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:24 am, #100087
Donkadonk!!! Woot wooot!!!
MO - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am, #100084
Where the air is free to....why is Trashes dog EYEBALLING ME??????? I've paid rent this month.....
agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 1:22 am, #100083
Isn't it nice to let loose the bonds of politics and racism, and get back to the peace of monkies and badonkadonk?
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:21 am, #100081
Ooops. This isn't pat's. I mean I like it here, but I'm a purist ... at least when it comes to drinking water, and p***.
Sean - July 26, 2009, 1:19 am, #100079
Politics, religion, race, oyyyy ... hey, bring on 'dem monkeys ....
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:55 am, #90950
rev psych fails again!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:50 am, #90948
Just don't comment on this poster please
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:46 am, #90946
Oh, but they are, and I love them for it!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:44 am, #90944
It's a nic for people who come here just to stir up **** even when nobody is paying attention.
a name - June 28, 2009, 3:39 am, #90943
The South Park Timmies or the Mr. Wizard Timmies?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 3:37 am, #90942
wow the timmies are out tonight!
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 3:13 am, #90928
At least you spelled it right. Nite brother.
MO- - June 28, 2009, 3:10 am, #90925
Trash? MOOOOO? I'm out! Youz guyz have a good'n! As a well spoken sports anouncer on PTI says......GOOD NIGHT CANADA!!!
MO- - June 28, 2009, 2:56 am, #90907
PIG!!!! OOOOT!! OOOOOT!!! pig, pig, pig!!!! Wut, wuuuuut!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am, #90901
I know its probably supposed to be a dog but i have always imagined the little brown curly tailed guy in the foreground to be a pig.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:52 am, #90900
From here I can see Bacon, Monkey, And Korean food
MO(nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:51 am, #90898
BACON!!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:49 am, #90896
nah this is timmy style c'mon everybody there's a monkey party in the bustle!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am, #90893
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mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am, #90892
Your dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am, #90891
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moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:47 am, #90890
You're dog is amsome.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am, #90888
And so it begins
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am, #90886
Tag, You're it.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:42 am, #90884
I think it would be just ducky if this poster was #1 in comments, but that could never happen with an obscure, "not exactly gut busting" poster like this. Could it?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am, #90880
I dunno. The a** monkey FTW
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:35 am, #90878
I will now publicly appologize to pat....SWEATER MONKEYS RULE!!!
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:29 pm, #90125
Speakin of surreal aggy...I need some consistency in my MOtifaking! I'm not happy with the new changes...
MO - June 14, 2009, 9:28 pm, #87036
Ag, I love the place mat idea!! I'munna steal it, and make me a mouse pad! Maybe two......meese pads?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:23 pm, #87033
It was all of us!!! The tags serve as cliff-notes for those who don't want to fully immerse themselves into what got this poster where it's at... a time capsule, of sorts.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:57 pm, #87014
I think I know where Patricia keeps his little cage. No if anyone wants me, I have to go back and finish reading the tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:44 pm, #86997
man Aggy you really summed it up perfectly, I'm proud to be included. Truth is, I haven't been a part of a movement so huge since the holocau.........I've said too much.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 7:17 pm, #86990
Wow! I'm very honored, agdaniele! So is Patricia's Monkey ( hey, that could be a band name!) I didn't know you could have so many tags! In the future, I will be sure to abuse the tag feature. Hehe, warm beaver.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:13 pm, #86988
This is very nice, Agd. Love the tag-art, too.
MO - June 14, 2009, 6:59 pm, #86982
5 blue pills!!!! And when I get to work tommorrow, 5 red ones!!!


FALSE ADVERTISING - Apparently cabs won't start if you are sticking your "banana" in their tail pipe Well...that's what the police report said


TAGS: beaver
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by DSATHeDRiZZLe

GreyScorpion - April 17, 2010, 10:03 am, #171853
crazy minnesotians, looks like a PBR brainstorm.


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